w o a hhhh !!!!!

THIS IS WEIRD

why are the letters yelling

oNE MOMENT PLEASE --

[ He somehow manages to figure out how to swap to video, don't ask how. He clicked things until it worked. ]

Wow! Okay, this is a lot better than that text was. Not sure how that works yet, not sure how this works really, either. Maybe they should offer classes for those of us who want to learn.

[ Like he'd stay awake during them. He yawns, then laughs a little at the thought. ]

So, I'm new and I have one request for everyone who can see this.

Tell me a joke. It can be your favorite one, your best one. Whatever one you're inclined to share.

Oh, and I guess I could use some advice on how to really use this funny little thing.

[ He clearly means his phone, but it just...shuts off right after he asks that. ]