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Katsuki Bakugo ([personal profile] boombam) wrote in [community profile] ellipsanet2025-06-22 01:24 pm

un: DYNAMIGHT, video

[Katsuki usually doesn't do video, because he much prefers being an asshole behind a wall of text but this was important. This was something that needed to be said-- and shown-- and text wouldn't work.

So the video opens up with the blonde sitting at a table, looking stern and already mad without even saying anything yet.]


I have just one thing to say, and I'm going to keep this short and sweet.

[He pulls out his phone (using a laptop to make this post in the first place) and he scrolls through his camera roll for a moment before showing it off. Letting everyone see a boy with green curls and freckles, who had his picture taken when he wasn't looking and was smiling so bright and happy.]

This? This is Deku. If you hurt him, or insult him, or make him cry I WILL track you down and break your legs.

Or even worse: I'll turn 'ya into a vampire! So you better watch your mouth around him and treat him with respect, goddamn it!

[And the feed ends there! It really was short and sweet--]
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[personal profile] madmewmew 2025-06-23 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Why should I?! You're hilarious!

[Also wow, Mew Mew might be shit at love. She fell in love with someone she let use her for training and never spoke a single word to after all, but damn son.]

You say that, and yet here you are making threats for him!
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[personal profile] madmewmew 2025-06-23 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah I saw? And all I saw was a cute dork!

[Ah, whoops. That slipped.]
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[personal profile] madmewmew 2025-06-23 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Nyeh, she's sticking out her tongue.]

So you admit he's cute! And come find me, nerd!

[Not that her location is easy to determine, a park somewhere? Blossomcrown most likely.]
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[personal profile] madmewmew 2025-06-23 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
But is he your stupid little bunny?

[This is just hilarious, what else can she get him to say? She will push her limits here.]
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[personal profile] madmewmew 2025-06-23 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Oh oh, you're going to blow me?!

[She sounds way too excited about that. Bakugo you're fighting with a Masochist, you can't win.]

And you're more likely to just knock my head off~!
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I am so sorry for her.

[personal profile] madmewmew 2025-06-23 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, that was unexpected. But also fruitful.

Because she most certainly enjoyed herself here, she may hit this guy up again someday!]