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un: DYNAMIGHT, video
[Katsuki usually doesn't do video, because he much prefers being an asshole behind a wall of text but this was important. This was something that needed to be said-- and shown-- and text wouldn't work.
So the video opens up with the blonde sitting at a table, looking stern and already mad without even saying anything yet.]
I have just one thing to say, and I'm going to keep this short and sweet.
[He pulls out his phone (using a laptop to make this post in the first place) and he scrolls through his camera roll for a moment before showing it off. Letting everyone see a boy with green curls and freckles, who had his picture taken when he wasn't looking and was smiling so bright and happy.]
This? This is Deku. If you hurt him, or insult him, or make him cry I WILL track you down and break your legs.
Or even worse: I'll turn 'ya into a vampire! So you better watch your mouth around him and treat him with respect, goddamn it!
[And the feed ends there! It really was short and sweet--]
So the video opens up with the blonde sitting at a table, looking stern and already mad without even saying anything yet.]
I have just one thing to say, and I'm going to keep this short and sweet.
[He pulls out his phone (using a laptop to make this post in the first place) and he scrolls through his camera roll for a moment before showing it off. Letting everyone see a boy with green curls and freckles, who had his picture taken when he wasn't looking and was smiling so bright and happy.]
This? This is Deku. If you hurt him, or insult him, or make him cry I WILL track you down and break your legs.
Or even worse: I'll turn 'ya into a vampire! So you better watch your mouth around him and treat him with respect, goddamn it!
[And the feed ends there! It really was short and sweet--]
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But. He also has a hard time holding back when he's feeling defensive or mad.]
Stop laughing!
[This is only going to make it worse--]
If I wanted to get with anybody it wouldn't be Deku! Are you fucking kidding me?! He ain't anywhere NEAR my type!
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[Also wow, Mew Mew might be shit at love. She fell in love with someone she let use her for training and never spoke a single word to after all, but damn son.]
You say that, and yet here you are making threats for him!
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Because--- did you see the picture of him?! He looks like a total dweeb! I'm only looking out for him because I'm worried he'll be an easy target for assholes like you!
[AND YET... THE EASY TARGET ENDED UP HIMSELF...]
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[Ah, whoops. That slipped.]
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[nope we're not starting that again]
Aaugh! I'm gonna kick your ass! Where are you?!
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So you admit he's cute! And come find me, nerd!
[Not that her location is easy to determine, a park somewhere? Blossomcrown most likely.]
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[Katsuki can't be screaming any louder at this point-- he's SO mad. His poor housemates...]
He's like a stupid little bunny rabbit and I ain't ashamed to say it!
[Also she's SO lucky he can't really make out her location just by looking!! He's also hoping maybe admitting it will make this less fun for her? USUALLY that's how you stop a bully--]
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[This is just hilarious, what else can she get him to say? She will push her limits here.]
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I'm going to blow that EMPTY fucking skull of yours to smithereens if you keep this up!
[She can definitely get more threats out of him! He's got plenty of those!!]
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[She sounds way too excited about that. Bakugo you're fighting with a Masochist, you can't win.]
And you're more likely to just knock my head off~!
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He's so mad he can't even reply anymore!!!! He's rage quitting!!!!]
I am so sorry for her.
Because she most certainly enjoyed herself here, she may hit this guy up again someday!]
NEVER BE SORRY 🧡 katsuki finally met his match and he deserves it tbh!!!!!!
Or until the next time you hit him up. Then it's DOUBLE on sight when they meet in person eventually!!]