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ellipsanet2025-06-06 09:14 pm
abnormalizes) wrote in ellipsanet2025-06-06 09:14 pm
un: abnormalitylover, video
So, um, hi!
[Evangeline seems more anxious than she normally does, but she's smiling, at least.]
Apparently, when you start dating someone, you're supposed to make some sort of announcement on the internet so all your friends know? At least that's what I hear. And I, definitely didn't do that! Three times over! So, um, oops?
I'm dating three people now! Fajra, Barghest, and Chipp. Um, things are going... well? They're going well.
[Honestly still not sure what she's doing but she's trying her best!!]
So, uh, yeah, that's it. ...Do you, like, open the floor to questions here or what...?
[Evangeline seems more anxious than she normally does, but she's smiling, at least.]
Apparently, when you start dating someone, you're supposed to make some sort of announcement on the internet so all your friends know? At least that's what I hear. And I, definitely didn't do that! Three times over! So, um, oops?
I'm dating three people now! Fajra, Barghest, and Chipp. Um, things are going... well? They're going well.
[Honestly still not sure what she's doing but she's trying her best!!]
So, uh, yeah, that's it. ...Do you, like, open the floor to questions here or what...?
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'S just... kinda funny to me. Y'know, in a cosmic sense.
Out here datin' knights 'n royalty until I came along, started trackin' mug on the carpet 'n shit.
Like she been takin' care o' pedigree dogs, only to pull some ugly mutt outta the dumpster 'n bring it inside.
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[It should probably be noted that Barghest's Animal Transformation has her ears permanently in the shape of a dog's.]
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Almost like, you know. The ears of a dog might.]
You know dogs, huh? Guess if you know dogs, that analogy don't work at all, no -
How 'bout... 's like livin' off of fancy caterin', only to decide to start goin' out for McDonald's?
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[The second analogy does get a look of distaste from Barghest.]
I've heard of those places. I wouldn't dare compare any actual person to such an affront to decent food, let alone one my Master trusts.
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Wellll, unfortunately, 's the best comparison I got! 'Cause, I mean...
I'm easy 'n fun 'n terrible for ya, too. So 's close enough!
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How you think I'm givin' myself too li'l credit if we just met?
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But don't be disappointed when somethin' happens and ya find out I'm just twelve possums in a trench coat.
... Metaphorically, I mean.
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