[On the network screens today, people may find a young pink haired teenager in what seems to look like a school uniform -- her expression is anything but calm, however, as she speaks in her usual, hurried Kansai-ben accent in a panic:]

So, I was jus' gonna introduce myself ta everyone as someone new ta this world and ask a few questions, but when I got ta my apartment, I found...

[And the camera pans to what seems to be a gift basket with an oversized egg.

For those familiar, it's definitively a Pokémon egg.]

Do people 'round these parts just gift oversized livin' eggs ta newcomers? I ain't sure if I'm ready ta handle somethin' like that! Do ya think I can return ta sender or somethin'?

[SHE'S JUST A GIRL, FAM...........she's already got enough on her plate as it is. Anyway, she clears her throat, trying to compose herself.]

Anyway, the name's Megumi, and I'm a psychic. If I'm gonna have ta live here fer a while, there're a few things I'm curious 'bout.

[CLEARS THROAT]

First: are any of y'all hirin'? I've worked a buncha odd jobs before, and while I heard there're some quests out there fer me ta deal with, it might be a while 'til I'm prepared fer them, so I'd wanna work somewhere else in the meantime. Cain't believe I'm almost missin' bein' called "boy"...

And second...

[Wait for it--]

WHY THE HELL IS THERE A GACHA RESTARAUNT!? Ya cain't even collect free currency, so yer only payin' with the premium! Not ta mention it's all solo pulls! At least make it a one time gimmick, not yer whole restaurant setup!!