[ Someone's grinning as he wiggles this way and that to an imaginary beat! And nibbling on what looks like flavored shaved ice? ]

Today's my birthday! Since I can't celebrate the way I usually do this year, I want everyone who gives a damn to have something really sweet!

Or just have something sweet. You don't have to give a shit about me. I don't care either way.

[ He's laughing, or maybe that's a weird giggle? ]